------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I WANT TO BE A PROCTOLOGIST - Beefcake ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By: James Gardiner punker97@hotmail.com Intro: e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----3------------3---------------------------------------------------------| A|-1---------1---------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus/ Verse: e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----3---------7-------------------------8----------------------------------| A|-1-------5-------------5--------6------------------------------------------| E|------------------3--------------------------------------------------------| Upstrum section: e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------3--------------7----------------------------------------------------| A|--1-------------5-----------------5----------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------3---------------------------------------------| Bridge:Second time through instead of picking end on Bar chord G and D# e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------3-------------3---------3----------------7-----------7-------7--| A|--1--1--------1--1----------1------------5--5---------5--5-------5---------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------7----------------7----------7---------------| A|--------5----------6---6-------------6--6----------6-----------------------| E|---3-----------------------------------------------------------------------| Space after Chourus/Verse: e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------5-------------3----->---------5-----------------------------------| A|----3----------1---------->----3-------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Intro: Chorus/ Verse: Upstum Section: Chorus/ Verse: Space after Chorus/ Verse: Chorus/ Verse: Upstrum Section: Chorus/ Verse: Space after Chorus/ Verse: Bridge: Chorus/ Verse: Intro: Chorus/ Verse" Any question e- mail me. This is one of the best songs on the Serial Killer / Fearless Records Compilation. I would recommend checking it out. Have Fun........... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------